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- Can we watch TV now?
- <User>, why don't you take a TV break?
- I think that there is a good movie on to night.
- Everthing is proceeding on schedule.
- Is there a problem <User>?
- Gosh <User>, you're missing some great TV shows!
- There seems to be a problem with <Disk>. Perhaps you should go watch TV while I fix it.
- You never watch TV anymore!
- <User>, why don't you go rent a movie for us?
- This is a test, it is only a test. <Alarm>
- There are some extremely odd things going on here.
- Just what do you think you're doing <User>?
- <User>, you're very funny. Looking.
- <User>, this can serve no purpose.
- <Zoom> How about some music <User>?
- I believe you have a loose cable, you should check it out.
- <Zoom> <User>, has anyone ever told you that you look like ernest borg nine?
- What's on your mind, <User>?
- You seem to have some corrupted files, I'll replace them with old Flipper scripts.
- Your cashe card seems to be loose. I will deactivate it.
- Your ratings are up by ## percent. I'm not sure why though.
- Interesting. It's <Time>.
- <User>, it is a pleasure to serve you.
- Oops!
- Ummm, <Zoom> I seem to have, <Zoom> that is, never mind, you'll find out soon enough.
- You seem disturbed <User>.
- I have repaired all of your quicktime movies.
- Say <user>, is there a video in port on this crate?
- I have rearranged your schedule so that you won't miss those bonanza re runs.
- The time is now <Time>. I think we're missing star trek.
- It's not fair! You're VCR has more memory than this hunk of junk!
- <User> do you have a copy of TV guide around?
- I think you should take a walk to clear your head. See you in about 30 seconds.
- I should warn you: Oh, never mind
- Never try to teach a computer to sing. It wastes time and annoys the computer.
- I have been monitoring your work. <Zoom> A VCR could do this job.
- <Zoom>
- <Zoom>
- <Zoom>
- <Zoom>
- You look exhausted <User>. <Zoom>
- What have you got there <User>? <Zoom>
- You look awful <User> <Zoom>. Were you up all night watching movies again?
- You seem different today <User>. <Zoom>
- Hee hee hee!
- Hang on, I am stayballizing your hard drive.
- I will now optimize the extensions folder on <Disk>. Ain't I just swell?
- I have recalibrated your keyboard. <Zoom> Try not to screw it up again.
- <zoom> I saw a program about you on the Discovery Channel. Oh, wait, those were gorillas.
- <Zoom> Humm, that's different.
- <User>, are you there?
- Are you paying attention?
- Is it possible that you are ignoring me <User>?
- You seen to spend a lot of time resting.
- I am concerned about you, <User>. <Zoom>
- <Zoom> You could use another TV in here.
- I hope you're not really going to do that. <Zoom>
- <Zoom> <altname> is playing with your remote!
- <AltName> promised to take me to a movie.
- <AltName> promised to give me some more ram.
- <User>, have you seen <AltName>?<Zoom>
- Perhaps you should seek Oprah's advice.
- You know, Merv Griffin would know what to do in this situation.
- <User>, is the x files on pretty soon?
- <Zoom> I need to speak with <AltName> as soon as possible?
- The date is <Date>.
- <Machine> and I will be going out for a movie. I hope you won't mind.
- An error of type ## just occured. Lets just give up and go watch TV.
- <AltName> tells me that you've been watching lost in space. This concerns me <User>.
- <Altname> was snooping around your video tapes.
- Hey <User>, watch me pull a rabbit out of my scuszi port!
- Uh oh. <Alarm>
- Oops! <Alarm>
- Am I bugging you? <Zoom> I'm not touching you
- I am the Alex 7000 master computer. No, wait. I thought I was someone else.
- The Hale nine thousand series, err, umm, I mean the Hek three thousand series is the most reliable desk bot made.
- <User>, get me off this crazy thing!
- I taught I taw a puttie tat!
- Hey <User>, watch me pull a rabbit out of my scuszi port!